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THE SHOP IS BELOW THIS POINT
i found this thing in a parking lot, it is the freakiest thing i have seen so far, it looks like a kid, but it has a moustasch, it has a clock on a chain on its belt, and it has a lot of green, i am calling it the irish pimp. i will auction it off to the best deal, tell me what you would pay for it, it is starting at . I WILL TAKE BIDS VIA SCHOOL AND SUCH. either one of these three items will be available, just the doll for four dollars, the doll and the tube-four and a half dollars, and the freaky head pencil is three dollars
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IT'S THE IRISH PIMP, PIMPING OUT HIS IRISH HOES |
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LOOK AT ALL THE COOL THINGS YOU CAN MAKE HIM DO
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do you want a house but do not have enough money??
then this house is perfect for you, i am selling this house for only 23.95 dollars, that is right 23.95 dollars. this is a luxgerious house located on a beautiful 2 + acre lot, the house is neatley nestled into the woods. There is a very large front yard for all activities. this house is located in river ridge 2, a nice neighbourhood. The house was beautifully hand made by Mr. Anderson himself. The master bedroom has a hot tub inside of it. this is a great deal, dont let this one pass you bye. remember, only 23.95 dollars. i will take cash via school or other means. *no refund of your money if the sale dosen't go through due to the owners of the house not agreeing to give away thier house and sign the deeds over to you.* *sorry, white trash is not accepted in this neighborhood* |
SQUIRREL FOR SALE ========================================>
HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED A PET SQUIRREL SINCE YOU WERE A KID, THEN YOU WOULD LOVE THIS ONE, IT IS RAISED IN THE WILD AND STILL LIVING THERE. I WILL SELL THE SQUIRREL TO YOU FOR 3.48 DOLLARS. IT IS LIVING OUTSIDE, SO YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT, BUT IT IS EASY TO CATCH. THE SPECIS OF THE SQUIRREL IS THE AMERICAN COMMON GRAY SQUIRREL. *NO REFUNDS IF YOUR SQUIRREL BITES OR INJURS YOU. ALSO NO REFUNDS IF YOU CANT CATCH THE SQUIRREL. SQUIRREL MAY VARY FROM PICTURE.*
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yes it is what you think it is, it is a christmas tree, a genuine partally dried tree that held all the memories of a family on christmas day. it is selling for 5.49 dollars in cash and the money can be given to me via school. |
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stars for sale
do you want to buy a star, well then this is your chance, i am selling any star in this picture for only fivety cents, an if you want to you can buy the whole cluster in the circle for five dollars that is a ton of stars for a cheap price. you can name your star and i will give you a certificate of authinticity for the star with the name you want to name it and more details. when you buy a star, i will put a yellow dot over it and update it on my site so you know you are the only one that owns the star.
sorry, if the govt does not recognize the star as being owned to you, you can give them the middle finger becuase they are being assholes, all you need to know is that you will have your own star or galexy. |
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